I came across this story this morning and have an extremely hard time believing it’s actually true, but it’s on the MSNBC website, so it must have some element of truth to it, right?  Apparently a guy called police the last month concerned about his girlfriend.  What was the cause of his concern?  When authorities arrived, they found the woman on the toilet, pants around her thighs and as it turns out she had been there for TWO YEARS, her skin had grown over the toilet seat.  Like, seriously?  I can’t quite grasp why someone would want to spend that much time on the toilet, but they stated that her legs had atrophied from being there for so long.  “She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body,” Whipple (Ness County Sheriff) said. “It is hard to imagine. … I still have a hard time imagining it myself.”

The woman at first insisted she was fine and did not require any medical intervention, but was later convinced by her boyfriend and medical authorities that she should make the trip to the hospital.  The toilet seat had to be pryed off and transported with her.  She has not cooperated with medical providers or law enforcement officials.  Um, ya, I think she needs a wee bit of help, wouldn’t you say?

Are you kidding me?  Wow, I wonder who made that decision.  Whoever it was I’d have to say they were definitely having a blonde moment.  Pretty safe to say they were just looking for someone to ‘pretty up’ the panel, and not someone who could provide an alternate, educated ‘view’ on current events.  Too funny.  I can’t believe they had her on there.  Not saying she’s nothing but ‘dumb blonde’, but she’s not the first person I would think of when it comes to picking a co-host for The View.  Apparently, she merely used the opportunity to plug her new clothing line and hardly spoke to the guests…hmm, maybe she’s not so dumb after all?  I unfortunately missed the show, not sure how that one snuck by me.

There was just so much juicy gossip I would be remiss in not doing a Celebrity Oops File today…

George Clooney and Fabio exchange fists (ok shoves)?  That would have been interesting to see…or not..lol.  Apparently George got angry when he thought Fabio and some of this friends were taking pictures of him and his girlfriend while dining at an L.A. restaurant.  Here is the best part though, Fabio actually hit back and told George to ’stop being a diva’ (pot, kettle, black..need I say more?)  AND later stated that Clooney was lucky he didn’t end up in the ER.

Celebrity oops…what do you know?  I will completely state the obvious here and declare that yes, indeed I am pregnant.  I guess J-Lo stunned the crowd (or not) at a Miami concert when she declared that her and Mark were expecting.  How special…

This would be an oops, but not on the part of the celebrity, on the part of the network, to bring Rosie O’Donnell back to TV..AGAIN..but this time in primetime.  Personally, I am tired of Rosie and her rants about how the world is against her and all she represents..get over it already!!  Apparently a sticking point in the negotiations with MSNBC is Rosie wants all the rights to her show…ya, I don’t think I’d be handing that over…but what do I know?

“I’ve learned I’m not black at all”…Celebrity oops…but, is this guy really a celebrity or just a plain ‘ol IDIOT?  You be the judge but I’m leaning towards the latter when it comes to Duane ‘Dog’ Chapman.  This statement was made after the release of a phone conversation with his son several months ago…some advice?  Next time you look in the mirror take off your sunglasses and perhaps you won’t make this mistake again.

Don’t squeeze beer cans with your bongos in Australia or you could find yourself facing a fine.  On that note, don’t be hanging spoons from your headlights either…

The best laid robbery plans could find you stuck in an air vent for 10 hours and having to cry for help to get your sorry butt outta there.  This happened to a winner in Florida who tried, unsuccessfully to rob a pharmacy who claims he wasn’t trying to rob anything but merely went into the air vent because he thought he heard a cat inside.  Nice try…

Yet another case of one person’s trash is another person’s treasure.  A lady in New York fished a painting out of the trash and it is now going up for auction to the tune of $1 million.

Want to be a condom tester?  Durex is looking for 1,000 good men!!  I had no idea they had these kind of ‘opportunities’  but I guess it only makes sense if you are trying to ‘feel out’ the market for new products.

And I leave you with this piece of advice.  If you are looking for a hottie don’t be going to Philadelphia (sorry to all who live there).  Apparently a survey was conducted and it has been concluded that this city of more than 1.5 million people is home to the least attractive people in the U.S.  To add insult to injury the study also found Philadelphia to be home to some of the least stylish, least active, least friendly and least worldly people.