I wonder how often this happens in nature?  Never heard of it before in turtles, only in cows and sheep, but now there is a two headed turtle and a pet shop in Pennsylvania has bought the conjoined turtle twins from a collector and wants to put them on display.  The two month old turtle, known as a red-eared slider has two heads sticking out from either end of its shell with a pair of front feet, but only one tail and one set of back feet.   Apparently the turtle is healthy and the species can live 15 to 20 years.

The store wouldn’t say how much it paid for the turtle, but when I read the article and realized they purchased the turtle from a collector?  Pardon me?  People collect turtles?  Or does this guy collect weird two headed things…that part of the story wasn’t expanded upon.

It’s a cute turtle, but I wonder how it will survive as it gets older and they want to go their separate ways…

MY COURTESY CAR

Isn’t it pretty?  That’s not my ACTUAL car, but that is how I see it, the Dodge Magnum and I going for a nice drive, fast drive, coming to rest by a lake where we enjoy a lovely picnic and be at one with nature for a while…then take off outta there like only a Dodge Magnum could and drive the highways for eternity.

Ahh..yes, it might be a sad love, and a short love and a love that cannot be fulfilled to its fullest potential due to the fact that the sheer power scares me, but yet excites me, but yet reminds me this is not my car and I must watch for police.  Hence I must test the power, enjoy the power, in short little jolts as I take off from stop lights or want to get by somebody.  It may only be for a day, but dear Dodge Magnum you will live in my heart forever.

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Why, Why, Why…
Do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on “insuffic ient funds” when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars,  but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an “S” in the word “lisp”?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, “It’s all right?” Well, it isn’t all right, so why don’t we say, “That hurt, you stupid idiot?”

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that’s falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And lastly……
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends — if they’re okay, then it’s you.